the premier secret society of drunken sailors!

The Illuminati's parties are like funerals compared to ours! And influence? Pshaw!

You don't know the power of the Drunken Sailor! The national debt is a direct result of our activity!


Membership

You might already be a member of the association and don't even know it!

Have you ever been on a floating object and have you at any time in your life been drunk? If so, you're in!

If you've done both at the same time, you might even be an officer!


OK, so what about you non-drinking land lubbers? Well, there's hope for you as well!

If you've spent money you didn't have like it was going out of style, you're in too!


Now, if none of these apply or you're just not sure, you can join by singing this shanty early in the morning:


Ebrio quid faciamus nauta,
Ebrio quid faciamus nauta,
Ebrio quid faciamus nauta
Hora matutina?
Euge! Et spumat salum,
Euge! Et spumat salum,
Euge! Et spumat salum
Hora matutina.

Server IP: 16.162.17.243